go fuck yourself

You’re not the only one with issues!

best cover of Rebecca Black’s Friday!

kdude1212, YouTube member

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

“Son, where were you today?” the father asked. The son says, “At school, dad.” Robot slaps the son! “Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!”

“What dvd?” “Toy Story.” Robot slaps the son again!

“Ok, it was a porno,” cries the son. Dad yells, “What! When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was!” Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs “HaHaHa! He’s certainly YOUR son.” Robot then slaps the mom!!!!

on gay marriage, part 1

kacertj:: That the government grant them a civil union, personally is not really my business. However, for me it is a sin to assist others in sinning, therefor, if it comes on the ballot again, I will have to vote against it. Marriage, is actually a sacrament, also known as Holy Matrimony and of course it is better than civil marriage on any and all accounts in that the marriage between a man and a woman is blessed by God. This is all very simple.. A Ford is a Ford, and Toyota a Toyota.
sok213:: i bought a mustang and i replaced the engine with a dodge viper..that shit is amazing.