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17

Mar

rick santorum promises war on porn

Good job, Ricky. You just put the final nail on the coffin of your presidential aspirations.

15

Feb

We’ve met it often enough to see it as a factor. That’s what the vow of celibacy refers to, being married. If it’s not an adult woman, then somehow they’re not breaking their vow.
Geoffrey Robinson, former auxiliary bishop of Sydney, Australia (regarding whether molesting children counts as a violation of the vow of celibacy)

(Source: abs-cbnnews.com)

04

Feb

Anti-pornography MP resigns after sex website scandal.
Don’t you just love it when these self-righteous control-freak hypocrites get exposed?
Indonesian MP Arifinto,a member of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party (PKS) and a strong supporter of the anti-pornography law,was caught looking at sex websites during a parliamentary debate.
He has since stepped down.
Hahaha! Serves him right!

Anti-pornography MP resigns after sex website scandal.

Don’t you just love it when these self-righteous control-freak hypocrites get exposed?

Indonesian MP Arifinto,a member of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party (PKS) and a strong supporter of the anti-pornography law,was caught looking at sex websites during a parliamentary debate.

He has since stepped down.

Hahaha! Serves him right!

01

Feb

the idiocy of rick santorum

Rick Santorum:
I believe and I think that the right approach is to accept this horribly created, in the sense of rape, but nevertheless, in a very broken way, a gift of human life, and accept what God is giving to you.
Marla :
Hey Nancy you wont believe what happened to me.
Nancy :
Oh tell me Marla you look so happy about it.
Marla :
Well ... I got raped. Isnt that amazing ? An old crazy bastard gave me a gift from God. I got pregnant.
Nancy :
Ah Marla you so silly I wish I was as lucky as you are.
Marla :
Maybe one day Nancy... Maybe one day....

06

Jan

oh, Rick Santorum, you scare me...

Rick Santorum, one of the frontrunners in the GOP presidential race, wants American law to conform to a higher law, that higher law being the law of God, and that God being “the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.”

Cute idea. Kinda like the Muslim Sharia in the Middle East, only Christian.

So screw you if you’re a Hindu, Taoist or atheist American. If Ricky gets the White House and gets this done, you will have to follow. Carry your rapist’s baby, stop taking your pill, divorce your gay spouse and ban all pornography!

Read more from the link…

22

Nov

I think the sky is blue because it’s a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is. You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there’s a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that’s bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets. I think if you look at the color scale, you start at black, move it through purple, move it on out, it’s the shifting of color. We mentioned before about the stars singing, and that’s one of the effects of the shifting of colors.
Pat Robertson (excuse me for posting another Robertson quote; this was just so entertaining)

(Source: imdb.com)

19

Nov

There’s something about hypocrisy that elevates the level of stupidity. For example, homophobia is bad enough, but homophobia coming from a gay man or a lesbian woman sits near the epitome of idiocy.

And then there’s Michelle Malkin. Obviously an Asian, with the shape of her face and her facial features and the color of her skin and her hair, this woman of Filipino descent is calling out for racial profiling in the United States. It doesn’t seem to hit her that what she is calling for and who she is defending (i.e. white Republican males) would eventually kick her ass if what she fights for does get pushed through. Tsk tsk. So much self-hate in there…

(Source: youtube.com)

21

Oct

Eliseo Soriano, Filipino pastor, demonstrates “scientific proof” of the Biblical claim that man is made from dust:

Oxygen, being the most abundant element on the earth’s crust or on the  ground, makes up 65 percent of the human body, and carbon, also abundant  on the top soil of the ground, is 18 percent, and hydrogen is 10  percent. The 59 elements found in the human body are all found on the earths crust. This is amazing because what the Bible says perfectly match the scientific composition of a human body.

No, it’s not a Poe, ladies and gentlemen.

Eliseo Soriano, Filipino pastor, demonstrates “scientific proof” of the Biblical claim that man is made from dust:

Oxygen, being the most abundant element on the earth’s crust or on the ground, makes up 65 percent of the human body, and carbon, also abundant on the top soil of the ground, is 18 percent, and hydrogen is 10 percent. The 59 elements found in the human body are all found on the earths crust. This is amazing because what the Bible says perfectly match the scientific composition of a human body.

No, it’s not a Poe, ladies and gentlemen.

03

Oct

senator: masturbation is abortion

Philippine Senator Juan Ponce Enrile labeled the act of masturbation as a form of abortion. Senator Enrile says it comes from his belief as a Roman Catholic.

I read and re-read the article, and the article that it references to, and, no, Senator Enrile wasn’t taken out of context. Masturbation is indeed abortion, according to this honorable senator.

It’s astounding how many hypocritical idiots we have in our government.

02

Oct

i should be dead by now

That is, if any of these chain letters that I have been receiving — and ignoring — over the years were true.

Just last week, I got a leaflet containing such a letter. It supposedly began when the Blessed Virgin of Catholic lore appeared to some person, and told him to print 2000 leaflets to spread her message.

The letter also promised good fortune for those who comply, and tragedy for those who don’t. You know, that thing that makes chain letters so successful.

I’ve since lost the leaflet, but I did find a copy of the text from the Internet. You can read it yourself:

Sucker bait.