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20

Jan

10 burning questions: george carlin

So many words of wisdom from my favorite comedian. Please go to link to read the entire interview. Here are some quotes:

On 9/11 and the Patriot Act:

The events in downtown Manhattan created this Patriot Act, which was rushed through and puts the Bill of Rights in further shreds — beyond what had already been done to it. And there is a faction of the “ownership class” in this country that would like to restrict all of our liberties. They need to make us free enough to go to the mall and buy their garbage. But pin us down and lock us down enough so that we are controllable. Fascism always does that. The excuse is that there is an enemy that we all have to line up against. Terrorism has created this climate. The psychological atmosphere around is permeated with these fears and quick solutions.

On criminals in high places and freedom of speech:

The right-wing Republican religious criminals — these religious and business criminals who run and own this country have an interest in restricting the liberties of people. And speech is a part of that. Eventually, you will be told what you can say and can’t say — this is just beginning. Speech is nothing more than a way of expressing ideas. They are on the march.

On the apathetic populace:

People don’t believe that because everybody wants a jet ski. It’s all about the pursuit of goods and acquisition. This country has become a nation of people selling each other cheeseburgers and sneakers. It’s an appalling degradation. They call it the American Dream. Why? Because you have to be asleep to believe in it.

On freedom of choice:

Yes, you can change presidents, but you don’t get much choice in this country about important things. They have all the guns. They have all the tools. They have all the power. We call it freedom of choice. There is an illusion of choice. Americans are led to feel free through the exercise of meaningless choices. There are only two political parties. There is a reduction of the number of media companies. Banking has been reduced to only a handful of banks. Oil companies. These are important, and you’re given very little choice.

Oh, but the flavor of jellybeans? The flavor of muffins? A bagel? You can get a Pina Colada bagel. We’re given the illusion of choice by the meaningless of choices of trivial things. You know what your freedom of choice in America is? Paper or plastic, buddy? That’s it. After you’ve said cash or charge, maybe it’s Pepsi or Coke? Window or Aisle? Smoking or No?. Everything else you’re kinda guided towards by focus groups and marketing research.

01

Dec

where are all the good leaders?

George Carlin says it bluntly:

Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from?

They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens.

This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

Term limits ain’t going to do any good; you’re just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here… like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There’s a nice campaign slogan for somebody: ‘The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.’

Applies to any country.

11

Sep

Who is that guy? He sounds crazy and doesn’t make sense.
R, on George Carlin

(Source: Wikipedia)

08

Sep

You know what’s interesting about assassination? Well, not only does it change those popularity polls in a big fucking hurry, but it’s also interesting to notice who it is we assassinate. Ya ever notice who it is, got to think who it is we kill? It’s always people who’ve told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Jesus, Gandhi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, John Lennon – they all said, “Try to live together peacefully.” Bam! Right in the fucking head! Apparently we’re not ready for that. Yeah, that’s difficult behavior for us. We’re too busy thinking around, sitting around trying to think up ways to kill each other.
George Carlin, comedian

(Source: calgarybatman.blogspot.com)

01

Aug

The more I read the news, the more I realize people are fucked up.
Calling a person a beast or an animal may seem like an insult, but when you think about it, humans are the worst animals there are.
Animals don’t make twisted pornography of children torturing other animals.
Animals don’t burn their stepchildren to a slow death because they have jealousy issues with the children’s mother.
Animals don’t bomb buildings and gun down innocent youngsters because they want to market their political ideas.
Only humans do this shit.
I mourn the death of a cat or a rabbit over the death of most humans. I mourn certain individuals… but humans in general? Not a chance. Especially if the animals die at the hands of humans for reasons other than food or self-defense… especially if the reason is nothing more than senseless “fun.”

The more I read the news, the more I realize people are fucked up.

Calling a person a beast or an animal may seem like an insult, but when you think about it, humans are the worst animals there are.

Animals don’t make twisted pornography of children torturing other animals.

Animals don’t burn their stepchildren to a slow death because they have jealousy issues with the children’s mother.

Animals don’t bomb buildings and gun down innocent youngsters because they want to market their political ideas.

Only humans do this shit.

I mourn the death of a cat or a rabbit over the death of most humans. I mourn certain individuals… but humans in general? Not a chance. Especially if the animals die at the hands of humans for reasons other than food or self-defense… especially if the reason is nothing more than senseless “fun.”

(Source: youtube.com)

16

Jun

“Dogma”

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save  the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels  trying to exploit a loophole and re-enter Heaven.

I am gonna watch this movie. It makes fun of the Catholic Church, and it has George Carlin cast as a cardinal.

“Dogma”

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loophole and re-enter Heaven.

I am gonna watch this movie. It makes fun of the Catholic Church, and it has George Carlin cast as a cardinal.

17

Apr

George Carlin and his hilarious take on death.

Damn, I miss this old fucker.

(Source: youtube.com)

22

Mar

Bombing brown people again, ‘merica?

(Source: youtube.com)

02

Mar

America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody’s gonna be disappointed! Somebody’s wasting their fucking time!
George Carlin, comedian

(Source: en.wikiquote.org)

18

Feb

If they said to me, “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you, God?” I’d say, “Yeah! I’ll tell you about as much truth as the people who wrote that fucking Bible! How do you like that, huh?
George Carlin, comedian, on swearing on the Bible

(Source: youtube.com)