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02

Oct

i should be dead by now

That is, if any of these chain letters that I have been receiving — and ignoring — over the years were true.

Just last week, I got a leaflet containing such a letter. It supposedly began when the Blessed Virgin of Catholic lore appeared to some person, and told him to print 2000 leaflets to spread her message.

The letter also promised good fortune for those who comply, and tragedy for those who don’t. You know, that thing that makes chain letters so successful.

I’ve since lost the leaflet, but I did find a copy of the text from the Internet. You can read it yourself:

Sucker bait.

  1. shitigotbanned posted this